Sunday 2 December 2007

“Dracuweed”

“Dracuweed” or super-hybrid marijuana is widely grown in the mountains of Michoacan, Mexico and is transported by every means imaginable, to include a tunnel system into the United States. This hybrid crop is usually fueled by a sophisticated irrigation system and is extremely resilient to pesticides. The Associated Press reports that this new ‘super grass’ yields double the amount of marijuana as the old conventional type of marijuana plant and is genetically improved to achieve this growth pattern. No reports as to the strength of Dracuweed have been drafted, and it is still “Super Bubba Kush”, “White Widow” and “Super Skunk weed” that top the charts on extreme highs and harsh crashes that leave a person brain dead for hours. Wouldn’t that be a productive person to have employed in the workplace!

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